Table of Contents.

• Chapter One: Attack of the Giant Space Octopuses.


• Chapter Two: Watch Where You Point That Thing, Sonny.


• Intermission: The Last Dance of the Ninja Pineapple.


• Chapter Three: A Chapter Called Bob.


• Chapter Four: Not the Chapter You Are Looking For.


• Chapter Five: And Now for Something Almost, but not Quite, Entirely Unlike the Previous Chapters.


• Chapter Six: Doom and ... More Doom.


• Chapter Seven: Wingless Elephants Lay Happier Eggs.


• Intermission: The Last Pineapple of the Dancing Ninja.


• Chapter Eight: When Giant Mutant Killer Thingies From Space Go Bad.


• Chapter Nine: It's Probably Best not to Ask.


• Chapter Ten: Down With the Space Sickness.


• Intermission: The Pineapple Dance of the Last Ninja.


• Chapter Eleven: In All the Wrong Places.


• Chapter Twelve: Dawn of the Deaf.


• Chapter Thirteen: The Campfire Girls Go Paintballing.


• Chapter Fourteen: The Clone Ranger.